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Humor Network text joke: a man, which part of the most like a woman
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Feb 23, 2011 12:52 am
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According to my observation, the body of men to women's interest, concern, as their age increased gradually moving down.
First, the little boy liked the face generally the same good eye candy girls, especially the big eyes and long hair girl.
Second, the three-year-old young men are generally tall and straight like the chest, attractive women.
Three, four-year-old men generally like slim waist, round hips abundance of women, with Beijing's words, called "bar children shun." When I was in college, I read a book called "Heller," the banned books, which told the story of several soldiers went to prostitutes, as much as possible to pick the "big butt" the woman, pulled his legs to their At that time I did not understand, I thought: more ugly big ass! Those soldiers just sick! Now I finally understand.
Four or five-year-old man's eyes, it is easy to be attracted to a girl's legs, they are always very frustrating to say: "That girl's legs so beautiful!" Song and dance in the dimly lit room, their hands are always In the ladies thigh movement.
Five or six-year-old man, very attention to girls legs and ankles. Freshman year, our school has a teacher about 60 years old, one day in class, he suddenly the girl praised China, saying Chinese girl is the best place to see the ankle, very fine, beautiful, hear us stunned. Recall now, but we can also understand.
According to the above rule, girls, please note that when the next photo taken:
If you want the big picture according to the beautiful, it did find a children's photographer, and he definitely put his own vision turned into the colors;
If you want to bust a charming photo, then a young man looking for a photographer, he definitely put his own passion and romance into the photo;
If you do exactly as the moving body, then a middle-aged man looking for a photographer, he definitely put his own impulse to start the moment the shutter to stay;
If you want a sexy lower body, according to (such as pornographic pictures), then a photographer looking for an old friend, he would be meticulous, perfect
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